Tag: humor
“Don’t Touch Me – I’m Pregnant!” — The Expectant Woman’s Guide...
A friend once told me that sex during pregnancy was “the best.” She went on and on about the torrid exploits of her, her...
Mommy Guilt Expressed Through Haiku
My mommy guilt began almost the minute I became pregnant. I felt guilty over a glass of wine. I felt guilty for drinking caffeinated...
The Dreaded Time Change…Every Parent’s Struggle
I’m dreaming about something wonderful—like a big vat of chocolate and a gorgeous man feeding me with a spoon. He turns to me to...
Totally Useful Guide to Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas (And What They...
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and we all know what that means: time to let your partner know just how much he...
Confessions of a Terrified New Homeschool Mom
“When are you ever going to have time for yourself?”
“Good luck! I could never do it.”
“Are you crazy!?”
Surprisingly, these aren’t responses to my...
Negotiations With Toddlers – FBI Style
The day my son Wilder turned 18 months old, I found him standing half-naked on the coffee table incoherently angry-sobbing into his sippy cup....